but seriously, my man won’t shit unless it’s ON me or ON my bed - sometimes, he really likes baths and I try to encourage him, nothing, until I take him OUT OF THE BATH and put him on me
is it spite? poop shyness? should i be worried that he only wants to take a fat dump on me??
his diet is good and i just upgraded his tank for UVB tube lighting and everything, his poops are normal, he just… is a tiny little tennis shoe of spite and only wants to shit on me
i am putting this under lazy lizard flair because i am pretty sure he’s too lazy to hate me but he’s giving me mixed signals
please tell me I’m not alone
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