The comedic and somewhat frustrating world of a beardie owner trying to get a pre-brumation screening over with.
He’ll sht when he’s free roaming. He’ll sht when there’s guests over. He’ll sht when the vet is closed. He’ll sht after I leave for the day.
He’ll go when and where he wants, at all times, until I have the specimen tube on hand. Then… nothing. Baths, massages etc, and he still won’t help me out lol But he’ll go directly after I leave for work, so that it’s unusable when I return lol
The vet keeps asking, I’m asking him, counting days until I know he’s gonna go and then he hides it somewhere in the tank. I swear this lizard does not want me getting anything from him.
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