Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Someone just asked me if I'm going to get my Beardie baptised "incase animals go to heaven"

Now I'm just imagining Sori pancaking on a cloud staring up at god with her permanent Resting Pissy Face.

god: opens book When you were 13 months old you bolted through a chainlink fence, scaring the hell out of your owners. Why?

Sori: tongue flick There was a squirrel. It scared me.

god: Fair enough. Have a day! opens the gates

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